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breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

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mjalti:

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emotionally I’m in crisis bc I don’t know which one I believe is more truthful… this is like coming across the two-faced god who asks you which face is lying..

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wasred:

mjalti:

i hate talking to men like….like i have to play BOTH parts in the script to keep the conversation interesting bc they’re just like “that’s fair” or “yeah totally” like anytime a guy tries to talk to me im like …pls have a thought ready to go. i cant keep this pace up for much longer

lmao THAT or the other extreme where they lack the basic self-control required to have a normal conversation and instead they command the entire conversation in that fucking ted talk voice ‘teaching’ you things you already know

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omg-humor:

That’s the truth preach

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graven-by-a-ghoul:

this is… adhd culture

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timelessziowl167:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Parents who say, “If you’re feeling well enough to play video games, you’re feeling well enough to go to school!” don’t seem to realize they are equating an extremely low impact leisure activity with a high stress and difficult involuntary obligation.

I fucking hated when my mom would say this. Alternatively “You can be on that phone but you can’t do that schoolwork.” Sis why are comparing the two ?

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gayfarmer:

me exactly every 29 days: why am I so fucking sad

Me @me a few seconds later after using common sense:

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stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

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the-sprock:

sknjob:

top reasons to get married

  1. Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
  2. love i guess

3. Tax banana fats

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hotboyproblems:

When you hold a baby and they lay their head on your chest

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m1tos1s:

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

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